August 1, 2014



there’s a nun on my bus and she just stood up, stared at me and did the catholic cross chest hand thing and sat back down

I think I just leveled up

You’ve done well.

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August 1, 2014

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August 1, 2014
cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
August 1, 2014


i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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August 1, 2014



Cat Welcomes Home Soldier - Video

It’s not just dogs that do this~ :D

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August 1, 2014

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August 1, 2014




0-100 at light speed

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August 1, 2014


Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

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August 1, 2014



artifact from the haunted house we went to last night.
the story behind this house is that the father snapped one day and locked his children in a closet. if you find the closet you can see scratch marks from the children trying to escape. he also killed the mother and then killed himself. people who go claim to see dark figures or blood on the carpet/walls. we couldn’t find the closet (the house was pretty big) but I still got the chills being in there.

link to the story:

This house is 2 hours from where I grew up. The thing is, it seems that people around the Midland, Texas/Sweetwater, Texas area tend to flip out and kill their kids with hammers/etc and then kill themselves. It’s a really weird trend that I have noticed. When I lived in Sweetwater there were about 6 or 7 murders that happened in town like that. A parent flipped out and killed the kids with a hammer and then killed their spouse and then themselves.

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August 1, 2014
"I think you know you’ve found someone special when you meet them for the first time, and it feels like you’re just picking up where you left off. You kind of look at them and think
‘Where the hell did you come from? Where the hell have you been?’"

Caitlyn Siehl (via perfect)

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